616. "I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs"
617. "Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french-kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old."
618. "If I could push a button and five people die in the world would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it."
619. "No, it okay. Don't be cry!"
620. "Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi."
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